Betty likes to take fractal walks. The linear distance we travel is maybe 30 feet, but the “sniff” distance, a precise mathematical concept I just made up, is approximately, well, let’s just say it approaches infinity. During one Betty fractal walk, all I did was stand in the devil strip while Betty took a space-filling curve sniffing journey to the limit of the retractable leash. After 30 minutes, Betty was satisfied and we went inside.If you say that what I’m describing isn’t a fractal, then you’re taking this post way too seriously, and if you don’t know what a devil strip is, then you aren’t from around the Akron, Ohio area.