Betty doesn’t get cats. This is understandable because no one gets cats—even cats don’t get cats. There is one cat in particular that Betty and I encounter regularly. This schizo cat is clearly terrified of Betty, yet it goes into attack mode about 50% of the time we run into it. So far, my right foot has been enough of a deterrent to keep it away from Betty, but Betty is confused. Will the cat run away or will it go full out ninja on us? There must be some random cat dice in its cat brain.