I was sitting in the backyard mindlessly completing Sudoku puzzles while Betty chewed on Elvis [our wisteria vine], and we were visited by our dog bird sparrow friend again. It nearly landed on Betty’s tail, hopped over to me, and chirped like mad. I don’t know where it got the idea that I dispense dog bird treats.

Carol says she had to get a puppy because I’m not a snuggle bunny. I thought she knew she married a killer rabbit.